Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
***Birthday Game***
BIRTH DAY GAME
TRY THIS
Pick the month you were born in:
January-------i shot
February----- i ate
March---------i killed
April------- -i ran away with
May-----------i fell in love with
June----------i murdered
July----------i gave my shoes to
August--------i sang a duet with
September ----i had crush on
October-------i danced with
November -----i kissed
December------I hit
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------homo guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8------ ------an ipod
9------- -----my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------ -----my dog
12------ -----my cat
13------------the computer
14------- ----my science teacher
15-------- ---my neighbor
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18--------- --my bestfriend’s girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permenant marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my pshyciatrist
26------------old lady
27------------hockey stick
28--------- --a football player
29--------- --a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because i was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because i cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I’am shy
Gray----------Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry.
Now lets see what you did!!!!
PLEASE REPLY AS A COMMENT......
HAVE FUN.....
TRY THIS
Pick the month you were born in:
January-------i shot
February----- i ate
March---------i killed
April------- -i ran away with
May-----------i fell in love with
June----------i murdered
July----------i gave my shoes to
August--------i sang a duet with
September ----i had crush on
October-------i danced with
November -----i kissed
December------I hit
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------homo guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8------ ------an ipod
9------- -----my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------ -----my dog
12------ -----my cat
13------------the computer
14------- ----my science teacher
15-------- ---my neighbor
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18--------- --my bestfriend’s girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permenant marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my pshyciatrist
26------------old lady
27------------hockey stick
28--------- --a football player
29--------- --a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because i was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because i cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I’am shy
Gray----------Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry.
Now lets see what you did!!!!
PLEASE REPLY AS A COMMENT......
HAVE FUN.....
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Raj Comics Zone....Regular Updated
***NAGRAJ SERIES***
1st Comic of Nagraj series
001 NAGRAJ
***SUPER COMMONDO DHRUV***
001 Pratishodh Ki Jwala
(1st Comic of Dhruv series)
002 Roman Hatyara
003 Adamkhoron Ka Swarg
004 Swarg Ki Tabahi
005 Maut Ka Olympic
1st Comic of Nagraj series
001 NAGRAJ
***SUPER COMMONDO DHRUV***
001 Pratishodh Ki Jwala
(1st Comic of Dhruv series)
002 Roman Hatyara
003 Adamkhoron Ka Swarg
004 Swarg Ki Tabahi
005 Maut Ka Olympic
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Invisible Man.....
This guy paints himself, no kidding,
no trick photography he just paints himself...
Last pic is simply brilliant... ..Couldn' t spot him
no trick photography he just paints himself...
Last pic is simply brilliant... ..Couldn' t spot him
Friday, September 11, 2009
LIFE....
LIFE
Life does not have to be glamorous
or spectacular in order
to be filled with richness.
The very best moments are,
more often than not, the ordinary moments.
It is not really what surrounds you
or what happens to you
that makes life good.
It is what you do with it.
Some people can be miserable
even in the most exciting surroundings.
And others can find true magic,
Wonder and richness in even
the most common, ordinary circumstances.
Where you are right now is a great
and wonderful place to be.
Know that there are real miracles
in this very moment and they will be yours to live.
If your happiness depends
on some outside factor,
then even if you attain it,
you'll be disappointed by
the sense of emptiness it brings.
And you'll feel the need for something more.
That something more has been
there all along and is, when you choose it,
unconditionally yours.
Find your joy in the ordinary moments
and experience how
beautifully rich and fulfilling life can be.
Life does not have to be glamorous
or spectacular in order
to be filled with richness.
The very best moments are,
more often than not, the ordinary moments.
It is not really what surrounds you
or what happens to you
that makes life good.
It is what you do with it.
Some people can be miserable
even in the most exciting surroundings.
And others can find true magic,
Wonder and richness in even
the most common, ordinary circumstances.
Where you are right now is a great
and wonderful place to be.
Know that there are real miracles
in this very moment and they will be yours to live.
If your happiness depends
on some outside factor,
then even if you attain it,
you'll be disappointed by
the sense of emptiness it brings.
And you'll feel the need for something more.
That something more has been
there all along and is, when you choose it,
unconditionally yours.
Find your joy in the ordinary moments
and experience how
beautifully rich and fulfilling life can be.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Three ROSES.....
Three Roses
Three roses I will give you
one is red.. one is white and one is pink
all three are connected
by a common link
The link is that of..
yesterdays and tomorrow
all of your todays
the joy.. the pain and the sorrow
Red is for yesterday
and all that you have learned
in your quest to understand
this rose.. you have earned
White is for tomorrow
with the dawn.. so new and bright
with yesterdays darkness gone
your heart will be alright
Pink is for today
in the combining of the two
with what you know and your dreams
this day will start.. anew
Three roses I will give you
three roses.. you will take
three roses you will always have
three roses.. for your.. keepsake
Three roses I will give you
one is red.. one is white and one is pink
all three are connected
by a common link
The link is that of..
yesterdays and tomorrow
all of your todays
the joy.. the pain and the sorrow
Red is for yesterday
and all that you have learned
in your quest to understand
this rose.. you have earned
White is for tomorrow
with the dawn.. so new and bright
with yesterdays darkness gone
your heart will be alright
Pink is for today
in the combining of the two
with what you know and your dreams
this day will start.. anew
Three roses I will give you
three roses.. you will take
three roses you will always have
three roses.. for your.. keepsake
Wake Up Champu.....in Hindi
Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
Champu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?""
Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho
""Promotion do warna chala jaunga""
Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga
"Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"
"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"
(WAKE UP CHAMPU)
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
Champu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?""
Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho
""Promotion do warna chala jaunga""
Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga
"Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"
"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"
(WAKE UP CHAMPU)
Two Hearts...
Two Hearts
Two hearts in love with each other
Vowing they would love forever,
Made me who I am today
And taught me to love that way
A gift from my Mother and Father
Something they gave me together
I'm lucky to have been loved so much
And taught by loves gentle touch
Watching their love told a story
Of how love is suppose to be
If every child could have that treasure
They'd be blessed with love forever
Two hearts in love with each other
Vowing they would love forever,
Made me who I am today
And taught me to love that way
A gift from my Mother and Father
Something they gave me together
I'm lucky to have been loved so much
And taught by loves gentle touch
Watching their love told a story
Of how love is suppose to be
If every child could have that treasure
They'd be blessed with love forever
Monday, August 31, 2009
Life in ABCD....in Hindi
>>> ABCD ME ZINDAGI<<<
A
Aitbaar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
Enayat
F
Faisla
G
Gham
H
Hum-dum
I
Intezaar
J
Justuju
K
Khayal
L
Lamhye
M
Mohabbat
N
Narazgi
O
Omeed
P
Pyar
Q
Qismat
R
Rishtye
S
Samjhota
T
Tamanna
U
Udasiyan
V
Virasat
W
Wada
X
Xcuse
Y
yaadein
Z
Zindagi
Before It's Too Late....
If you have a tender message,
Or a loving word to say,
Do not wait till you forget it,
But whisper it today;
The tender word unspoken,
Or a loving word to say,
Do not wait till you forget it,
But whisper it today;
The tender word unspoken,
The letter never sent,
The long forgotten messages,
The wealth of love unspent -
For these some hearts are breaking,
For these some loved ones wait;
So show them that you care for them
Before it is too late
The long forgotten messages,
The wealth of love unspent -
For these some hearts are breaking,
For these some loved ones wait;
So show them that you care for them
Before it is too late
Beauty of Woman....
Beauty of a Woman
The beauty of a woman
The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years-only grows.
Strength of Man....
Strength of a Man
The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.
The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It is how good a buddy he is with his kids.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.It is in how respected he is at home.
The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.
It is in how tender he touches.
The strength of a man isn't how many women he's Loved by.
It is in can he be true to one woman.
The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome.
COOKIES.......
Cookies - A Complete Guide
- This infomation is compiled from all over the web.
What is a Cookie?
A cookie is a text-only string that gets entered into the memory of your browser. This value of a variable that a website sets. If the lifetime of this value is set to be longer than the time you spend at that site, then this string is saved to file for future reference.
What are the purposes of cookies?
Cookies make the interaction between users and web sites faster and easier. Without cookies, it would be very difficult for a web site to allow a visitor to fill up a shopping cart or to remember the user's preferences or registration details for a future visit. Web sites use cookies mainly because they save time and make the browsing experience more efficient and enjoyable. Web sites often use cookies for the purposes of collecting demographic information about their users. Cookies enable web sites to monitor their users' web surfing habits and profile them for marketing purposes (for example, to find out which products or services they are interested in and send them targeted advertisements) .
Are cookies dangerous?
In a nutshell the answer is no. Cookies are small pieces of text. They are not computer programs, and they can't be executed as code. Also, they cannot be used to disseminate viruses, and versions of Internet Browsers such as IE, Firefox etc.. allow users to set their own limitations to the number of cookies saved on their hard drives. However, as i said in the previous paragraph, some cookies do track internet browsing and provide a certain level of infomation that the user may not warm to. The truth is that revealing any kind of personal information opens the door for that information to be spread, but we are talking about primitive internet usage and not your bank details.
How do Browsers handle Cookies?
Most browsers offer the following cookie choices:
Accept all cookies
Accept only cookies that get sent back to originating server
Disable all cookies
Warn me before accepting a cookie.
How to Delete and Control Cookies?
Google Chrome
Click on the Tools menu and select Options
Click the "Under the Hood" tab and locate the "Security" section
In the "Cookie settings" section, click the "Show cookies" button.
Select "Remove all" to delete all cookies from the list (alternatively, you can remove all cookies created within a specific time period by selecting the "Clear browsing data" option in the Tools menu).
To delete a specific cookie, simply select the website that set the cookie from the list and click on "Remove".
Click on the Close button when you've finished.
Internet Explorer 8
Click "Safety" on the Command bar
Select "Delete Browsing History"
Select the option for cookies and click Delete
Alternatively, Internet Explorer 8's new InPrivate browsing feature allows users to browse the internet without recording information from visited sites (including cookies). To use InPrivate mode:
Click "Safety" on the Command bar
Select "InPrivate Browsing"
Internet Explorer 7.x
Exit Internet Explorer 7, and then exit any instances of Windows Explorer
Click Start, click Run, type inetcpl.cpl, and then press ENTER
On the General tab, click Delete under Browsing History in the Internet Properties dialog box
In the Delete Browsing History dialog box, click Delete Cookies
In the Delete Cookies dialog box, click Yes.
Internet Explorer (all other versions)
Internet Explorer saves cookies in more than one location, depending on the version of the browser and the version of Microsoft Windows being used.
The best way to find and delete them is to close Internet Explorer then use your file management software (such as Windows Explorer) and search for a folder called 'cookies'.
Mozilla
Choose Cookie Manager from the Tools menu.
Choose Manage Stored Cookies.
Remove any cookie from the list, or remove all cookies.
Mozilla Firebird
Click on Tools, then Options
Select the Privacy icon in the left-hand panel
Click on Cookies
Click on Stored Cookies
To remove a single cookie click on the entry in the list and click on the Remove Cookie button
To remove all cookies click on the Remove All Cookies button
Mozilla Firefox
Click on Tools, then Options (or Edit Preferences on Linux)
Select Privacy
In the Cookies panel, click on Show Cookies
To remove a single cookie click on the entry in the list and click on the Remove Cookie button
To remove all cookies click on the Remove All Cookies button
- This infomation is compiled from all over the web.
What is a Cookie?
A cookie is a text-only string that gets entered into the memory of your browser. This value of a variable that a website sets. If the lifetime of this value is set to be longer than the time you spend at that site, then this string is saved to file for future reference.
What are the purposes of cookies?
Cookies make the interaction between users and web sites faster and easier. Without cookies, it would be very difficult for a web site to allow a visitor to fill up a shopping cart or to remember the user's preferences or registration details for a future visit. Web sites use cookies mainly because they save time and make the browsing experience more efficient and enjoyable. Web sites often use cookies for the purposes of collecting demographic information about their users. Cookies enable web sites to monitor their users' web surfing habits and profile them for marketing purposes (for example, to find out which products or services they are interested in and send them targeted advertisements) .
Are cookies dangerous?
In a nutshell the answer is no. Cookies are small pieces of text. They are not computer programs, and they can't be executed as code. Also, they cannot be used to disseminate viruses, and versions of Internet Browsers such as IE, Firefox etc.. allow users to set their own limitations to the number of cookies saved on their hard drives. However, as i said in the previous paragraph, some cookies do track internet browsing and provide a certain level of infomation that the user may not warm to. The truth is that revealing any kind of personal information opens the door for that information to be spread, but we are talking about primitive internet usage and not your bank details.
How do Browsers handle Cookies?
Most browsers offer the following cookie choices:
Accept all cookies
Accept only cookies that get sent back to originating server
Disable all cookies
Warn me before accepting a cookie.
How to Delete and Control Cookies?
Google Chrome
Click on the Tools menu and select Options
Click the "Under the Hood" tab and locate the "Security" section
In the "Cookie settings" section, click the "Show cookies" button.
Select "Remove all" to delete all cookies from the list (alternatively, you can remove all cookies created within a specific time period by selecting the "Clear browsing data" option in the Tools menu).
To delete a specific cookie, simply select the website that set the cookie from the list and click on "Remove".
Click on the Close button when you've finished.
Internet Explorer 8
Click "Safety" on the Command bar
Select "Delete Browsing History"
Select the option for cookies and click Delete
Alternatively, Internet Explorer 8's new InPrivate browsing feature allows users to browse the internet without recording information from visited sites (including cookies). To use InPrivate mode:
Click "Safety" on the Command bar
Select "InPrivate Browsing"
Internet Explorer 7.x
Exit Internet Explorer 7, and then exit any instances of Windows Explorer
Click Start, click Run, type inetcpl.cpl, and then press ENTER
On the General tab, click Delete under Browsing History in the Internet Properties dialog box
In the Delete Browsing History dialog box, click Delete Cookies
In the Delete Cookies dialog box, click Yes.
Internet Explorer (all other versions)
Internet Explorer saves cookies in more than one location, depending on the version of the browser and the version of Microsoft Windows being used.
The best way to find and delete them is to close Internet Explorer then use your file management software (such as Windows Explorer) and search for a folder called 'cookies'.
Mozilla
Choose Cookie Manager from the Tools menu.
Choose Manage Stored Cookies.
Remove any cookie from the list, or remove all cookies.
Mozilla Firebird
Click on Tools, then Options
Select the Privacy icon in the left-hand panel
Click on Cookies
Click on Stored Cookies
To remove a single cookie click on the entry in the list and click on the Remove Cookie button
To remove all cookies click on the Remove All Cookies button
Mozilla Firefox
Click on Tools, then Options (or Edit Preferences on Linux)
Select Privacy
In the Cookies panel, click on Show Cookies
To remove a single cookie click on the entry in the list and click on the Remove Cookie button
To remove all cookies click on the Remove All Cookies button
Thursday, August 27, 2009
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